The Liberal Warp

February 20, 2002
Issue 
481
Culture

[To the tune of "The Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.]

It's astounding, how prejudice is growing
and xenophobia takes its toll
Listen closely for it's about time you did so
Racism is taking control
It's just a jump to the right
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight
Turn away all the ships
For they are not whi-i-i-i-ite
Do the Labor chicken
Their morals are down the drai-ai-ai-ai-ain
Let's do the Liberal Warp again
Let's do the Liberal Warp again.

@authpoem = BY ROHAN GAISWINKLER

From 91×ÔÅÄÂÛ̳ Weekly, February 20, 2002.
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